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I could go on and on with stories about how I barely even have a phone, and this isn't even the right number yet, and how the phone company told me to call myself, but couldn't tell me what the number was, but I won't. Instead, I will quote the (actually very helpful and polite) phone company employee's responce when I told him we had an e-mail listing which services we had actually ordered, including the charges:

OH! You ordered it online? Yeah, that doesn't actually work."

Holy fucking shit.