blender, blender, on my shelf,
mixing foods all by yourself,
pulverizing chicken chunks
into spreads and dips and dunks.
blender, blender, wondrous toy,
source of gastronomic joy;
chopping, churning, while you work,
like some whacko gone berzerk.
blender, blender, bladed friend, 
slicing carrots end to end;
thanks to how you mush and mince,
i create a perfect blintz.
blender, blender, fast and slick,
making sauces rich and thick;
faithfully you'll serve me well
till my diet's shot to hell.