A collection of haikus
By jme

I want to fuck you
I like your tight ass pussy.
Cumming on your face.

The sharp knife cuts you.
You start bleeding perfusly.
You died on my floor.

OUCH! I think I'm hurt!
You fucking whore you burnt me
with your cigarette.

Jesus is my boy
you can buy his autograph
I want to get drunk

I have giant balls
Do you want to suck on them?
My pube hairs are permed!

I am president
No, I'm not, I'm a liar.
Shut the fuck up, bitch!

I traded my dog
in return for a blowjob
I was low on cash

I do not like her
I pee on her in the night
Look! She wet the bed!

See my genitals
They are large, swolen, and red
Look, but do not touch

My fist, plus your ass,
plus petroleum jelly
equals a good time!

The snow falls gently
On the bristle of the pine
As I poop outdoors

Watching the trees grow
Seeing them come into bloom
Burning down the woods

Squirrels have bushy tails
I cut them off, then I laugh.
That squirrel has no tail.

I am all alone
Just enough time to jerk off!
I hope noone sees!

Let's go get some jobs
Let's work at Ticket Master
I hear they pay good.

Feel my hardend shaft
stuffed between your pussy lips
I better pull out

Attention All Gays!
We Buy Sell And Trade Gerbils
For your anal use!

A long road ahead
And not a spec of light here
Don't ride in the trunk

Many theories fail
Communism and Christians
No, they don't mix well

My brain is tired
It's like a toothpick rapist
Worship Jesus Christ!!!