No One Cares About How Many Fucking Beers You Drank Last Weekend



Fucking christ.

What is it with people? What made the world decide the internet should be used to post your boring ass life story? Why are there so many god damn pages that do just that? I would, no shit, rather read five hundred pages of shitty goth poetry than five of these bullshit "Then tommy came over. Then we went to the bar. I got so drunk. The next day I woke up and got dressed. I went to work. Gosh, my boss can be such a jerk! Then I came home. My kitty was hungry. Then..." blah blah blah.

Now I'm gonna back peddle. I love some personal pages. Honestly, any competant writer or artist telling their life story is going to be interesing. It's just that most of the pages out there don't seem to understand that there's a difference between writing an ongoing autobiographical work and publishing their stupid fucking diary.

The first thing you need to understand is that very little of what seems important to you is going to seem important to anyone else. Your friends might care, but then you should go talk to them instead of posting your shit on the internet you god damn weirdo.

An autobiography is something you create for public consumption, if you want to write things just to get them off your chest, do it in private. And for fuck's sake don't make a homepage out of it.
It's just weird.

I think I'm so frustrated by this because self expression is the most exciting thing on the internet, it's the whole reason this page exists, but so many of you are doing it WRONG. You're supposed to be conveying some idea of who you are as a person, and what it's like to be you, not giving me the retarded little details of how the coffee machine hasn't been working quite right and you're all out of blue pens. I mean, would your MOM give a shit about that, let alone the public at large?